11 November 2012

Ikea Porn

Lately, I've been hearing the term Ikea Porn, meaning writing where part A slots into part B, mechanically described sex.

However, the term gets my mind going in a whole other direction.  A story involving that bouncy ball room and the Billy bookcase and swedish meat balls and hot, steamy sex.  Maybe being locked in the showroom at night or some other scenario.

I love Ikea just a little too much, I think.

2 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh! When I first read that I wondered to myself... ikea??? Like the Swedish store, how is that sexy?! Then I read the insert tab A into slot B bit and started laughing.

    I think though, that some amorous affairs taking place in ikea would be fun!

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  2. My sister made me go with her to Ikea once when I was hungover and so I curled up on one of their beds and had a nap. People kept staring at me though so maybe it'd have to be after hours.

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